Johnny Be Good

Johnny Be Good

Sooner or later you'll be in the toilet. What to do in the mean time and where does it all go?
You're sitting in traffic. You're on the freeway. How free are you?Facing you is a line of traffic miles long. American cars. Foreign cars. Truckers. Pissed off. Everyone is pissed off. All of the thousands of people used the toilet this morning. Was it good for them? Was it good for you? Where did it all go? Did it all go? Did you go? How did it go?
The universe is a bowel movement happening. Digesting. Peristaltic wave. Wave bye-bye. Did you look at it. That was inside of you. Wait a minute...When was the last time you had a good bowel movement? You mean it's still inside of you?
Good. Bad. Shower. Toilet. Black. White.
The toilet mind knows only opposites. Duality. The mind eats, digest, shits, is...evererything. Everything we think. Everything we are. Everything we think we are.
However, only in opposites. Do you love this or do you hate that.?
I met a guy the other day I couldn't tell if he loved Fords or hated Chevys. Well maybe he did not so much love one thing as much as he hated something else.

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